Rhapsody in B: Chapter Seven - 1996

Rhapsody in B: 1996

Here's the commercial that turned Emmett off of M&Ms forever (except for the green ones, of course):



And just because I love her (and obviously Alice does, too), here's a little shout out for the Snapple Lady:



A slightly less pathetic version of Yankee Doodle that Bella played for Edward:



Finally, Edward did an improvisational acoustic version of this song which all of you (and I mean all of you) should love:

Rhapsody in B: Chapter Six - 1995

Rhapsody in B: 1995

Charlie's got a cru-ush, Charlie's got a cru-ush:



No music for this chapter, because Edward's song for Bella this year is an instrumental. The only instrument I can play is the recorder, and trust me. You don't want to hear that.

Rhapsody in B: Chapter Five - 1994

Rhapsody in B: 1994

Bella threatened to tell James's friends that he cried during Free Willy if he didn't get his act together and stop acting like a little shit. What made him cry? Well, this, of course:



Here's the song Edward sang to Angela (was it Angela? hmmm...) this year:



This is an instrumental version played on a piano (no vocals). I imagine it sounded more like this:

Rhapsody in B: Chapter Four - 1993

Rhapsody in B: 1993

Here we have Tyler Crowley's preferred song for drunken, awful karaoke. And yes, he is a jackass (but I'm sure you probably knew that):



He also got started in on this, but thankfully Alice interrupted before he had half of the Forks student body line dancing (told you he was a jackass):



Here's the song that Jasper (and Edward) sang. Edward might've finished if he hadn't gotten drunk and blown chunks all over Mike Newton. Eh, who am I kidding? He was still a bit chicken - he never would've been this obvious:

Rhapsody in B: Chapter Three - 1992

Rhapsody in B: 1992

Ladies (and gentleman?), here we have the inspiration for Eric Yurkel:



And here's the version of You've Got A Friend that I imagined Edward singing to Bella this year:

Rhapsody in B: Chapter Two - 1991

Rhapsody in B: 1991

So, in this chapter we have Edward and Bella's first dance (which wasn't the Lambada, sadly). Wanna know what they danced to? Here you go:



Edward sang a little Livin' On a Prayer this year. Probably not his best performance, but it's the thought that counts, right?



I couldn't find an acoustic version of this song that didn't sound horrible, so, you'll just have to use your imagination there.

Rhapsody in B: Chapter One - 1990

Rhapsody in B: 1990

I had forgotten how embarrassing the late eighties/early nineties were until I went searching YouTube for some of the stuff I've included in these chapters. Watch at your own risk, people. This is the Richard Marx performance that Bella mentioned was playing in the background:



So glad mullets are no longer in style.

Just for the sake of nostalgia, here's the intro to Saved by the Bell:



Is Bella prettier than Kelly Kapowski? I don't know, but either way, Kelly Kapowski can GTFO.

Finally, this is the song Edward sang to Bella, along with a piano version below - that's how I like to imagine it sounded (only not quite as good, since Edward was a bumbling spazz):